[She'd better, because in a poof of deed-magic, a fresh Papyrus materializes on the porch! He smells of moony cologne.]
READY OR NOT, HERE THE GREAT PAPYRUS COMES! OKAY, IN ADDITION TO MISS MILTANK, I'VE THREE GREAT NEW ADDITIONS FOR YOU!
[The triple-threat of farmer mons burst from their balls, each more brilliant than the last.]
FIRST, THE AMAZING DIGLETT! SAY G'BYE TO HOEING, BECAUSE HE'LL HOE ALL THE ROWS HIMSELF! AND MAYBE EAT SOME OF THE VEGETABLES ALONG THE WAY.
[Do not muzzle the ox while it treads the grain or something.]
NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ITS FEET! NEXT, THE TRUE-BLUE PANPOUR!! THIS GUY CAN MAKE IT RAIN LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS. EXCEPT OURS!!! PLEASE USE HIM TO WATER EVERYTHING.
AND YES, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MILTANK! CAN YOUR HANDS WORK ITS UNDERSIDE FOR ITS UDDERLY AMAZING MILK!?
[Boy he hopes so, cause he knows nothing about pasteurization or any of that noise.]
PLEASE USE THEM WELL TO MAKE OUR FARM EVEN GREATER!! OR TO FIGHT, IN CASE THAT HAPPENS TOO. OH, AND UH, SPEAKING OF LEAST, THERE'S THIS GUY...
[Much more half-heartedly, he drops another pokemon. It's Landorus!]
I'LL VISIT WITH HIM EVERY SO OFTEN TO, UM, DO ITS THING WITH THE FIELD. DON'T LET HIM PULL ANY POKESTUNTS, OKAY!? I CAN ONLY DISCIPLINE SO MANY; DON'T JUDGE ME!!
[With its strange tail, it'll make their farm even more supernaturally gifted. Hurray!]
AND IF A CROP DIES, JUST LEMME KNOW, AND I'LL HAVE MEGANIUM BREATHE IT BACK TO LIFE! WOWIE!!
[Stats of the Miltank: F - Naive Nature Moves: Heal Bell, Milk Drink, Protect, Body Slam
TL;DR the diglett hoes rows, the sea-monkey waters plants, and the Miltank looks pretty while Romani takes its sweet succulence. It's the perfect setup.]
NYEH HEH HEH, AND WITH THAT, OUR RANCH IS SURE TO SUCCEED! THANKS AS ALWAYS FOR BEING MY NUMBER ONE RANCHER!!
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Date: 2019-08-29 01:49 pm (UTC)READY OR NOT, HERE THE GREAT PAPYRUS COMES! OKAY, IN ADDITION TO MISS MILTANK, I'VE THREE GREAT NEW ADDITIONS FOR YOU!
[The triple-threat of farmer mons burst from their balls, each more brilliant than the last.]
FIRST, THE AMAZING DIGLETT! SAY G'BYE TO HOEING, BECAUSE HE'LL HOE ALL THE ROWS HIMSELF! AND MAYBE EAT SOME OF THE VEGETABLES ALONG THE WAY.
[Do not muzzle the ox while it treads the grain or something.]
NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ITS FEET! NEXT, THE TRUE-BLUE PANPOUR!! THIS GUY CAN MAKE IT RAIN LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS. EXCEPT OURS!!! PLEASE USE HIM TO WATER EVERYTHING.
AND YES, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MILTANK! CAN YOUR HANDS WORK ITS UNDERSIDE FOR ITS UDDERLY AMAZING MILK!?
[Boy he hopes so, cause he knows nothing about pasteurization or any of that noise.]
PLEASE USE THEM WELL TO MAKE OUR FARM EVEN GREATER!! OR TO FIGHT, IN CASE THAT HAPPENS TOO. OH, AND UH, SPEAKING OF LEAST, THERE'S THIS GUY...
[Much more half-heartedly, he drops another pokemon. It's Landorus!]
I'LL VISIT WITH HIM EVERY SO OFTEN TO, UM, DO ITS THING WITH THE FIELD. DON'T LET HIM PULL ANY POKESTUNTS, OKAY!? I CAN ONLY DISCIPLINE SO MANY; DON'T JUDGE ME!!
[With its strange tail, it'll make their farm even more supernaturally gifted. Hurray!]
AND IF A CROP DIES, JUST LEMME KNOW, AND I'LL HAVE MEGANIUM BREATHE IT BACK TO LIFE! WOWIE!!
[Stats of the Miltank: F - Naive Nature Moves: Heal Bell, Milk Drink, Protect, Body Slam
TL;DR the diglett hoes rows, the sea-monkey waters plants, and the Miltank looks pretty while Romani takes its sweet succulence. It's the perfect setup.]
NYEH HEH HEH, AND WITH THAT, OUR RANCH IS SURE TO SUCCEED! THANKS AS ALWAYS FOR BEING MY NUMBER ONE RANCHER!!
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