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[tsoukalos_disciple]

Romani has more Pokemon for the Safari. Romani will miss them, but they'll be happier.

I will be ready soon.

Now in amazing 3D ACTION

[cool_skeleton]

[She'd better, because in a poof of deed-magic, a fresh Papyrus materializes on the porch! He smells of moony cologne.]

READY OR NOT, HERE THE GREAT PAPYRUS COMES! OKAY, IN ADDITION TO MISS MILTANK, I'VE THREE GREAT NEW ADDITIONS FOR YOU!

[The triple-threat of farmer mons burst from their balls, each more brilliant than the last.]

FIRST, THE AMAZING DIGLETT! SAY G'BYE TO HOEING, BECAUSE HE'LL HOE ALL THE ROWS HIMSELF! AND MAYBE EAT SOME OF THE VEGETABLES ALONG THE WAY.

[Do not muzzle the ox while it treads the grain or something.]

NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ITS FEET! NEXT, THE TRUE-BLUE PANPOUR!! THIS GUY CAN MAKE IT RAIN LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS. EXCEPT OURS!!! PLEASE USE HIM TO WATER EVERYTHING.

AND YES, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MILTANK! CAN YOUR HANDS WORK ITS UNDERSIDE FOR ITS UDDERLY AMAZING MILK!?

[Boy he hopes so, cause he knows nothing about pasteurization or any of that noise.]

PLEASE USE THEM WELL TO MAKE OUR FARM EVEN GREATER!! OR TO FIGHT, IN CASE THAT HAPPENS TOO. OH, AND UH, SPEAKING OF LEAST, THERE'S THIS GUY...

[Much more half-heartedly, he drops another pokemon. It's Landorus!]

I'LL VISIT WITH HIM EVERY SO OFTEN TO, UM, DO ITS THING WITH THE FIELD. DON'T LET HIM PULL ANY POKESTUNTS, OKAY!? I CAN ONLY DISCIPLINE SO MANY; DON'T JUDGE ME!!

[With its strange tail, it'll make their farm even more supernaturally gifted. Hurray!]

AND IF A CROP DIES, JUST LEMME KNOW, AND I'LL HAVE MEGANIUM BREATHE IT BACK TO LIFE! WOWIE!!

[Stats of the Miltank: F - Naive Nature Moves: Heal Bell, Milk Drink, Protect, Body Slam

TL;DR the diglett hoes rows, the sea-monkey waters plants, and the Miltank looks pretty while Romani takes its sweet succulence. It's the perfect setup.]

NYEH HEH HEH, AND WITH THAT, OUR RANCH IS SURE TO SUCCEED! THANKS AS ALWAYS FOR BEING MY NUMBER ONE RANCHER!!

ANY COOL POKEMON YOU'VE GOT???

New 3D Remake Announced

[tsoukalos_disciple]

[She wants to pet them all! Except Diglett. It looks weird.]

Romani can get milk, yes. Sis taught me how.

[She gathers up the Pokeballs in her bag. She doesn't like keeping Pokemon in the balls, so she wastes no time bringing them out.]

This one is Torty (Torterra). He's big, like an island. Romani can ride and nap on his back.
And this one is Stary (Staravia) he can carry and move targets I make for practise.

And this one is Raqi (Araquanid). It was keeping the bugs under control.

And you know Rocky and Muddy already. And this here is Growly (Growlithe).

The other Pokemon Romani wants to give to the Safari are here too.

Re: New 3D Remake Announced

[cool_skeleton]

[Oh Diglett will show...okay it won't. He's a shy guy, even for his species, preferring to spend most of the time underground. It'll pop up when you least expect it.]

GREAT!! WHAT DO YOU PRACTICE?

[Again, he's not really aware of her hobbies outside of working for him, and talking to weirdos on the phone. One of those hobbies is very profitable.]

OH, WELL, FLYING TYPES ARE PRETTY GOOD AT THAT TOO. OR SO I HAVE READ!! I'M CONFIDENT STARAVIA CAN PULL DOUBLE-DUTY.

[The last mons she listed gave him a touch of nerves. The Mudbray wasn't the best behaved, and pretty dirty besides, but Romani didn't seem to bare any thoughts about glue factories yet. The other two were dogs. Were they the good kind, guard dogs, or the *shudder* annoying kind?]

WELL, AS LONG AS THEY'RE POLITE AND FIND THEIR OWN BONES, I PREDICT NO POKEPROBLEMS!