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"Hello! Romani can't talk right now, but will be back at the ranch in a little while. Bye!"(If it's a PSL, note if you want to interact with a Romani who succeeded against "Them" or failed.) art credit code credit |
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:27 pm (UTC)HEY, ROMANI, IT'S THE GREAT PAPYRUS. YOU DON'T, UM, THINK I MADE YOU WORK FOR ME, DO YOU...?
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:31 pm (UTC)No, don't think so. Romani offered to help, right?
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:37 pm (UTC)YEAH, THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER IT!! AND IT WAS ALL ON VIDEO SO THERE'S PROOF, SOMETHING THIS MYSTERIO GUY SHOULD GET TO KNOW!!
BECAUSE I THINK HE THINKS THAT I DID, AND I THINK HE THINKS THAT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU SAID.
WELL, THEN I'LL SET HIM STRAIGHT! THANKS FOR VERIFYING!!!
...YOU DO LIKE WORKING THERE FOR ME, RIGHT? IT'S NOT TOO MUCH???
BECAUSE, IF IT IS, I MIGHT HAVE A FRIEND THAT CAN HELP!
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:42 pm (UTC)Romani doesn't remember what was said. May have been a misunderstanding?
It's fine working for you, Pappy. The weeding gloves are kind of big, though. That's all Romani can say.
[Yes, there's a reason for the nickname.]
Who's your friend?
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Date: 2019-07-13 01:55 pm (UTC)OKAY! I'LL SEE ABOUT CHILD-GLOVES THEN.
WANNA SEE? I WARN YOU, HE HAS A SCARY FACE.
[After about three seconds, he considers her duly warned. He produces a pokeball, then with a pop and a flash of light, out comes a four-winged insect.]
SAY "HELLO" TO MASQUERRAIN! HE CAN HELP YOU WATER THE PLANTS!! AND HE HAS AN INTIMIDATING FACE, ACCORDING TO THE DEX, SO HE CAN SPOOK OFF ANY TROUBLEMAKERS!!
[It's just the eyespots on the wings. Otherwise, Papyrus thinks its true face is actually quite cute.]
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Date: 2019-07-13 02:03 pm (UTC)What was that...? Where it did come from?
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Date: 2019-07-13 02:06 pm (UTC)[he assumed she already had some of her own, given how popular they were to catch. Looked like she wasn't interested.]
YOU, UH, PUT THEM IN THESE BALLS HERE FOR SAFEKEEPING AND EASY TRANSPORTATION. AND THEN THEY COME OUT LIKE THAT! AND HE'S JUST ONE OF MANY!
[Masquerrain's already flitting about for want of activity.]
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Date: 2019-07-13 02:09 pm (UTC)They're everywhere...? Romani hasn't seen one.
[Has this child stayed cooped up at the farm this whole time?]
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Date: 2019-07-13 02:15 pm (UTC)[Everywhere outside, in his experience. They really haven't visited Blackstone?]
I GUESS IT'S GOOD YOU DIDN'T GET ANY VISITS FROM THEM. SOME OF THEM ARE PRETTY TOUGH!! MAYBE OUR VEGETABLES AREN'T TASTY ENOUGH...? OR MAYBE THEY JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU SPACE.
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO SEE THIS ONE, HE'S ALL YOURS AS RANCHER NUMBER TWO!!!
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Date: 2019-07-14 03:20 am (UTC)If it doesn't mind helping, Romani won't mind either. It can help chase crows away.
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Date: 2019-07-14 04:12 am (UTC)[I.e. forcing more things into indentured servitude. It's okay, they're pokemon. They have no rights.]
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Date: 2019-07-14 04:38 am (UTC)[I.e make it feel like it has rights. And promptly take them away by giving it a cute nickname. Masquerain is rather hard to say.]
Maybe Romani will go out and look for these "Pokemon" as well.
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Date: 2019-07-14 04:58 am (UTC)THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY #1 RANCHER!!
GOOD IDEA!! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND A DIGLETT. I COULDN'T FIND ONE, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE MORE LUCK!! THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AT TILLING THINGS.
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Date: 2019-07-14 07:09 am (UTC)[Romani, no. Details are bad.]
What does a Diglett look like? Romani will keep an eye out for one.
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Date: 2019-07-14 07:31 am (UTC)ANY ROW IT DIGS THROUGH IS PERFECT FOR PLANTING!!! IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT RANCHER #3!!! YOU WON'T BE ONLY FOR MUCH LONGER!
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Date: 2019-07-14 07:39 am (UTC)It looks like a button with a face! Maybe even a worm?
Okay, Romani will find one for you.
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Date: 2019-07-14 07:47 am (UTC)THANKS ROMANI, YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!
Video
Date: 2019-08-08 02:48 am (UTC)Re: Video
Date: 2019-08-11 06:39 am (UTC)Romani lives alone, yes. Romani is doing fine alone, but Swallowtail says I shouldn't be living alone.
Re: Video
Date: 2019-08-11 10:44 pm (UTC)[That was conspicuously devoid of her own views.]
Video
Date: 2019-08-12 01:44 am (UTC)Romani doesn't know what to say, though. Romani did promise to call Swallowtail if I needed anything.
Re: Video
Date: 2019-08-12 02:27 am (UTC)IT'S MORE ABOUT WHAT ROMANI WANTS, AND MAYBE NOT SO MUCH WHAT ROMANI NEEDS. EVEN IF NEEDS ARE VERY IMPORTANT!! SO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ALONE FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, THEN GREAT! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!
BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE LIVING WITH SOMEONE ELSE, LIKE A YOUNG LADY LOOKING FOR ROOMIES, THEN MAYBE I COULD HOOK YOU TWO UP WITH A GREAT LIVING ARRANGEMENT!!
Re: Video
Date: 2019-08-12 02:33 am (UTC)[No, she can't cause doubt in her ability to be a grown up by admitting to unexplainable nightmares.]
...Romani would like to know about this lady you mentioned.
Re: Video
Date: 2019-08-12 03:17 am (UTC)[He's open to the idea, but lots of people did in the Underground, and no one won any wards for that. And he's pretty easy to impress.]
OKAY!! SHE'S A TEEN WHO LIVES IN A PLACE THAT'S TOO BIG FOR HER, WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T REALLY TAKE UP SPACE AT ALL! SHE LIKES TEXTING LIKE SHE'S WRITING A LETTER, SO SHE'S VERY POLITE. I THINK YOU TWO COULD BE GREAT FRIENDS!!
WANT HER NUMBER??
Re: Video
Date: 2019-08-12 03:30 am (UTC)[Hope she likes kids who talk in third person.]
Re: Video
Date: 2019-08-12 05:45 am (UTC)Backdated sometime around early August
Date: 2019-08-28 01:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-08-28 02:06 am (UTC)[Blame her dad.]
You got a cow for the farm, Pappy?
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Date: 2019-08-28 02:16 am (UTC)YOU BET I DID! IT'S MILTANK. YOU CAN GET FIVE GALLONS A DAY FROM THIS BABY!
THE, UM, ONLY PROBLEM IS, I CAN ONLY CARRY SIX MONS AT A TIME, AND AS THE GREAT FAYREN GUARDIAN, I NEED MOST OF THE SPOTS FOR SECURITY REASONS. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF MISS MILTANK FOR ME...?
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Date: 2019-08-28 02:20 am (UTC)Romani wants to, but... Only six? Romani only has six Pokémon as well... What am I going to do?
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Date: 2019-08-28 02:23 am (UTC)ARE THERE ANY THAT ARE NON-ESSENTIAL? OR EXTREMELY ANNOYING???
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Date: 2019-08-28 02:30 am (UTC)Maybe Raqi will be happier with other awa... Ah-ra-qwanids.
[That's not a easy word for a 10 year old.]
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Date: 2019-08-28 02:42 am (UTC)THAT DEFINITELY QUALIFIES!! I HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO; I'M SURE IT WILL BE HAPPIER AMONG OTHER CREATURES IT DOESN'T DROWN.
WELL, IF YOU'RE READY TO DROWN IN DAIRY INSTEAD, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FREE! I'LL DROP OFF MY OTHER MONS TOO. THE FARM WILL ONLY GET BETTER!
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Date: 2019-08-28 03:29 am (UTC)I will be ready soon.
Now in amazing 3D ACTION
Date: 2019-08-29 01:49 pm (UTC)READY OR NOT, HERE THE GREAT PAPYRUS COMES! OKAY, IN ADDITION TO MISS MILTANK, I'VE THREE GREAT NEW ADDITIONS FOR YOU!
[The triple-threat of farmer mons burst from their balls, each more brilliant than the last.]
FIRST, THE AMAZING DIGLETT! SAY G'BYE TO HOEING, BECAUSE HE'LL HOE ALL THE ROWS HIMSELF! AND MAYBE EAT SOME OF THE VEGETABLES ALONG THE WAY.
[Do not muzzle the ox while it treads the grain or something.]
NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ITS FEET! NEXT, THE TRUE-BLUE PANPOUR!! THIS GUY CAN MAKE IT RAIN LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS. EXCEPT OURS!!! PLEASE USE HIM TO WATER EVERYTHING.
AND YES, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MILTANK! CAN YOUR HANDS WORK ITS UNDERSIDE FOR ITS UDDERLY AMAZING MILK!?
[Boy he hopes so, cause he knows nothing about pasteurization or any of that noise.]
PLEASE USE THEM WELL TO MAKE OUR FARM EVEN GREATER!! OR TO FIGHT, IN CASE THAT HAPPENS TOO. OH, AND UH, SPEAKING OF LEAST, THERE'S THIS GUY...
[Much more half-heartedly, he drops another pokemon. It's Landorus!]
I'LL VISIT WITH HIM EVERY SO OFTEN TO, UM, DO ITS THING WITH THE FIELD. DON'T LET HIM PULL ANY POKESTUNTS, OKAY!? I CAN ONLY DISCIPLINE SO MANY; DON'T JUDGE ME!!
[With its strange tail, it'll make their farm even more supernaturally gifted. Hurray!]
AND IF A CROP DIES, JUST LEMME KNOW, AND I'LL HAVE MEGANIUM BREATHE IT BACK TO LIFE! WOWIE!!
[Stats of the Miltank: F - Naive Nature Moves: Heal Bell, Milk Drink, Protect, Body Slam
TL;DR the diglett hoes rows, the sea-monkey waters plants, and the Miltank looks pretty while Romani takes its sweet succulence. It's the perfect setup.]
NYEH HEH HEH, AND WITH THAT, OUR RANCH IS SURE TO SUCCEED! THANKS AS ALWAYS FOR BEING MY NUMBER ONE RANCHER!!
ANY COOL POKEMON YOU'VE GOT???
New 3D Remake Announced
Date: 2019-09-01 05:55 am (UTC)Romani can get milk, yes. Sis taught me how.
[She gathers up the Pokeballs in her bag. She doesn't like keeping Pokemon in the balls, so she wastes no time bringing them out.]
This one is Torty (Torterra). He's big, like an island. Romani can ride and nap on his back.
And this one is Stary (Staravia) he can carry and move targets I make for practise.
And this one is Raqi (Araquanid). It was keeping the bugs under control.
And you know Rocky and Muddy already. And this here is Growly (Growlithe).
The other Pokemon Romani wants to give to the Safari are here too.
Re: New 3D Remake Announced
Date: 2019-09-01 06:47 pm (UTC)GREAT!! WHAT DO YOU PRACTICE?
[Again, he's not really aware of her hobbies outside of working for him, and talking to weirdos on the phone. One of those hobbies is very profitable.]
OH, WELL, FLYING TYPES ARE PRETTY GOOD AT THAT TOO. OR SO I HAVE READ!! I'M CONFIDENT STARAVIA CAN PULL DOUBLE-DUTY.
[The last mons she listed gave him a touch of nerves. The Mudbray wasn't the best behaved, and pretty dirty besides, but Romani didn't seem to bare any thoughts about glue factories yet. The other two were dogs. Were they the good kind, guard dogs, or the *shudder* annoying kind?]
WELL, AS LONG AS THEY'RE POLITE AND FIND THEIR OWN BONES, I PREDICT NO POKEPROBLEMS!